Vampires are sort of a sore subject around here, so I’m going to go with Jacob. A man who can keep you warm at night is a man you should stick with. ;) 

Life with Carlton is great, stranger! Oh, he’s plenty busy, but not just because of his job. ;)

…Yeah, what she said.

… Binky?

…that is a story that doesn’t belong on a public forum. I’ll tell you later. Happy Friday, citizen.

Calm down.

You are such a sweet and curious stranger. There’s no need to shout, sweetie, I’m right here! I’d be happy to answer your questions, if you use your inside voice. :)

I’ve always loved cats! They don’t bother you; you have your space and they have theirs. And they are just plain adorable. :)

Though personally I enjoy the company of dogs more, I’m opposed to pets in general. And that’s not just because my neighbor’s six-year-old would probably run it over with his tricycle.

Well, aren’t you an inquisitive little thing? ;)

My favorite animal is a swan. They start out ugly and turn into something graceful. There’s something really special about a creature like that, I think.

I do like cheese, I suppose. I am a big fan of mac and cheese, if that says anything.

My favorite movie is Dirty Dancing! Patrick Swayze is a dreamboat in it. Nobody puts baby in a corner!! ;)

I usually prefer solid foods, but I’m partial to a good bowl of French Onion.

I love chicken noodle! It’s comforting to me, and it’s almost impossible to mess it up!

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

I am loving the new place! Anything is better than prison, to tell the truth. I’m still a little fuzzy on how he picked it out, but it’s a nice place and Carlton’s really made it feel like home!

It…might’ve involved a man’s drug-induced suicide. That’s neither here nor there.

Can’t say I’m surprised. I figured our first place would be a former crime scene. Makes life a little spicy, don’t you think? ;)

‘Spicy’ isn’t the word I would use.

Maybe we need to add some spice to your life, huh? I’ve got an idea for where we can start, if you know what I mean.

Marlowe, please…

Well, stranger, now that I’m living with Carlton we have to share the space, you know. And Carlton was not a fan of the “hang in there” poster, so it had to go. It was very sweet of you to think of me, though! It’s the thought that counts. :)