April 2013
1 post
Thanks for the well-wishes, stranger! However, the “chest bush” babies will probably come along later down the line. It’ll be way more fun to enjoy my new husband for a while before having to share him with anyone else. ;) And as much as I…dislike…how this is stated, I too would like to wait before considering reproduction.
Apr 7th
March 2013
3 posts
Nice try citizen, but I was just serving justice where the law couldn’t step. Spencer and Spencer are just acquaintances, if even that.
Mar 29th
1 tag
Well, stranger, he doesn’t let me do too much caring. He’s a “big strong man”, after all. ;) However, I do help him change his bandages and I cook for him and do my best to help him get from point A to point B. I’m making sure he’s not working too hard, but Carlton is a quick healer, so he was back on the job relatively soon after that whole debacle. 
Mar 27th
1 note
3 tags
I never met the guy. Apparently he was an illegal smuggler or whatever, so I don’t think very highly of him.
Mar 27th
3 notes
February 2013
1 post
3 tags
That’s for us to know and you to find out.
Feb 14th
January 2013
5 posts
2 tags
I love going to the theater! Wicked is an excellent one, for sure. One of my personal favorites is Damn Yankees. I love the symbolism, and “Near to You” makes my heart swell every time. Carlton likes coming to the theater with me too, whether he’ll admit it or not. Sure.
Jan 18th
1 note
2 tags
As God is my witness, I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.
Jan 13th
2 notes
2 tags
Had to Google him. I think that sums up what I know/how I feel about this Barrowman character nicely. Marlowe’s far more in touch with what’s popular with the youths than I am, however, so you might want to ask her. I’ve dabbled a bit in Doctor Who, so really the only role I’m familiar with as far as Mr. Barrowman goes is Captain Jack Harkness. And I have to say, he...
Jan 8th
1 note
2 tags
Is this a threat?
Jan 3rd
3 notes
4 tags
Because you asked, no.
Jan 2nd
December 2012
7 posts
1 tag
Thanks for the suggestion, but I had a few other ideas. Better ideas, I think. :)
Dec 21st
2 notes
1 tag
I wasn’t even aware that was a holiday, so at least I’ll be prepared next year. Sounds like my kind of holiday, though.
Dec 19th
1 note
1 tag
Nothing orange, that’s for sure. Is it really that big of a deal?
Dec 16th
I will always love It’s a Wonderful Life. It’s such a sweet story and I’m always in tears by the end. “Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls!” I have to agree with Marlowe, though I don’t get quite as emotional as she does. That’s because you’re a grumpy Mr. Potter.
Dec 16th
1 note
1 tag
Golly. Well, according to myself and not Marlowe, it was awful. Lassiter Thanksgivings are notorious for arguments and fights of World War caliber, and usually a family member leaves with some kind of injury. This was no different. My mother wasn’t pleasant since I hadn’t introduced her to Marlowe before (and for good reason, mind you) and Althea didn’t show, although there...
Dec 14th
3 tags
At least someone appreciates my work, even if you are across the Atlantic.
Dec 8th
1 note
2 tags
I think I know what sort of response you’re trying to illicit from me, so I’ll go ahead and give it to you: At least someone’s out there taking them down.
Dec 2nd
1 note
November 2012
5 posts
4 tags
You really expect me to pick just one thing? She doesn’t mind waking up at an unhealthy hour of the morning, nor does she mind staying up equally as late. She sings in the shower when she thinks I can’t hear her. She knows just when to change the channel, and she makes one hell of an omelet, let me tell you. She leaves me notes in the mornings and evenings, and we talk constantly,...
Nov 28th
7 notes
3 tags
I’m thankful that Adrian is safe and getting the care he needs, even if that’s in prison. I’m also so grateful every day that Carlton is in my life. I could never tell him that enough times to make it mean what I want it to. I hope you are thankful for everything that’s going well in your life, stranger, and that you are having a wonderful holiday!  If you want a...
Nov 22nd
3 tags
It’s the one time a year that more than three Lassiters gather in one place, so I’m being forced to drive up to Ojai for that. One thing’s for sure: Bringing Marlowe to the family dinner will be…very interesting. I’m sort of excited to meet his family, even though he tells me not to get my hopes up. I’ve got an open mind about it. However, if it doesn’t...
Nov 13th
2 tags
Well, first of all, if someone needs to use the mask of the internet to attack someone about their beliefs, that’s just pathetic. Maybe I’m not the best person to ask; I’m not above completely ignoring a family member if they do something that’s just downright distasteful (and, knowing my family, that’s a lot of their life choices) and even if I was on the facebook,...
Nov 12th
2 tags
I…am not sure how to reply to this.
Nov 6th
October 2012
9 posts
1 tag
I definitely love my sidearm of cold steel and traumatic memories more than I do my kickass and loving girlfriend. (And you all wonder why I don’t take your questions seriously.)
Oct 26th
1 note
I’m assuming it went well; I haven’t heard any news, besides that one time when it was entered in a festival and got the honorary mention. She’s working with her other little film majors on some project in England, but because of the time difference we don’t really talk much. Sometimes there’s emails exchanged, but phone calls are infrequent.
Oct 24th
3 tags
I’d say, girl to girl, do what makes you happy! If you like it, then keep it. If you don’t like it, then change it! It’s your head, after all. It’s all up to you. I’d say just cut it off.
Oct 24th
2 tags
Vampires are sort of a sore subject around here, so I’m going to go with Jacob. A man who can keep you warm at night is a man you should stick with. ;) 
Oct 21st
2 tags
I can’t say that I picked up anything helpful from that relationship, besides realizing that lip rings make kissing incredibly awkward and painful. (No, really. This is from experience.) However, I am a public speaker as a role model in the community, and I do briefings in the department quite frequently, so the only tips I can offer you are: Project. Don’t mess up. Stick to what...
Oct 21st
3 tags
Primarily, I use a Glock 17 at work (after my Glock 16 got completely demolished. I used to alternate between them). The Colt .45 has been coming out to play a lot recently, though usually only on big busts or just really bad days.
Oct 18th
4 tags
Well, my favorite days are when we’re able to just spend time together, but he did take me to a play at the local theater once, and that was really nice!
Oct 18th
3 tags
This is…surprisingly sweet. I send my thanks, Anonymous.
Oct 18th
1 note
2 tags
Absolutely not.
Oct 6th
1 note
September 2012
1 post
5 tags
Life with Carlton is great, stranger! Oh, he’s plenty busy, but not just because of his job. ;) …Yeah, what she said.
Sep 6th
2 notes
July 2012
11 posts
3 tags
… Binky? …that is a story that doesn’t belong on a public forum. I’ll tell you later. Happy Friday, citizen.
Jul 28th
3 notes
1 tag
I’m certainly planning on it.
Jul 27th
3 tags
Calm down. You are such a sweet and curious stranger. There’s no need to shout, sweetie, I’m right here! I’d be happy to answer your questions, if you use your inside voice. :)
Jul 27th
1 tag
I’ve always loved cats! They don’t bother you; you have your space and they have theirs. And they are just plain adorable. :) Though personally I enjoy the company of dogs more, I’m opposed to pets in general. And that’s not just because my neighbor’s six-year-old would probably run it over with his tricycle.
Jul 21st
2 tags
There’s no one else I would trust that position to.
Jul 21st
2 notes
2 tags
Well, aren’t you an inquisitive little thing? ;) My favorite animal is a swan. They start out ugly and turn into something graceful. There’s something really special about a creature like that, I think. I do like cheese, I suppose. I am a big fan of mac and cheese, if that says anything. My favorite movie is Dirty Dancing! Patrick Swayze is a dreamboat in it. Nobody puts baby in a...
Jul 21st
3 tags
I usually prefer solid foods, but I’m partial to a good bowl of French Onion. I love chicken noodle! It’s comforting to me, and it’s almost impossible to mess it up!
Jul 21st
1 note
4 tags
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
Jul 20th
4 tags
Mass executions. No, I kid. The primary concern on my platform is reforming the justice system. Stricter, yet fairer. That sort of thing.
Jul 20th
8 notes
6 tags
I am loving the new place! Anything is better than prison, to tell the truth. I’m still a little fuzzy on how he picked it out, but it’s a nice place and Carlton’s really made it feel like home! It…might’ve involved a man’s drug-induced suicide. That’s neither here nor there. Can’t say I’m surprised. I figured our first place would be a...
Jul 14th
1 note
2 tags
Well, stranger, now that I’m living with Carlton we have to share the space, you know. And Carlton was not a fan of the “hang in there” poster, so it had to go. It was very sweet of you to think of me, though! It’s the thought that counts. :)
Jul 6th
June 2012
2 posts
3 tags
Moderately so. You can imagine that my fondness towards him would diminish afterjokes about his role in Lassiter were/still are made at me constantly.
Jun 13th
3 tags
This is…oddly specific. It sounds like the plot to a television show.
Jun 3rd
3 notes
May 2012
25 posts
2 tags
Well, now that I’m out and have more a more reliable internet connection (those prison firewalls are so annoying), you sure can! I’m looking forward to all these questions, stranger.
May 21st
1 note
2 tags
The Lassiter genetics thank you.
May 18th
1 note
2 tags
ooc; I can’t tell if this is a troll or not. But just in case it isn’t, Marlowe is most definitely an actual character on the show.
May 16th
1 note
4 tags
Hi Shawn! Um, well, it was prison, so I can’t really say it was the most relaxing vacation, but I’m glad to be home. It wasn’t really your fault, I took responsibility for my actions, you know? And sure I like you, I guess. I don’t really know you that well yet, but I bet we’ll get along fine. Hell no. When have I ever gotten you coffee?
May 15th
Who?
May 15th
1 note